Let's Dish
1. WASH YOUR TIGHTS AND COSTUMES: Spraying your stinky garments with body spray ain't gonna cut it. A stinky bitch in the dressing room is a stinky bitch on stage. Nobody wants to smell your taint, pits or foot fungus.
2. LEARN YOUR WORDS:....You have one job. You need to LEARN YOUR DAMN WORDS! Saying " watermelon, peanut butter, turd biscuit" isn't gonna cut it. There is NO EXCUSE!!!
3. SHOW DIRECTORS: Don't book the boogers that don't know their words. There is NO EXCUSE for being lazy. It's your reputation on the line.
4. LEARN NEW MUSIC: There is SOOOOO much music available all over the internet. Every piece of music has at least 1 cover that you can do.
5. BE KIND: To the audience and your fellow performers. Take pics with the audience and treat them like they are royalty. They made the effort to come out to see you, buy drinks, tip you and hopefully bring friends next week. It's called 'job security'.
6. CLEAN UP: Clean your area, wipe your table down and throw your trash away. Don't leave it for the show director, bar staff or fellow entertainers. Stop being LAZY ASSES.
7. TIP YOUR BARTENDERS: They serve you all night. The least you can do is tip them generously. They WILL remember your kindness.
8. TIP YOUR DRESSER: These people go out of their way to make you look your best on stage. They are unpacking, zipping, spraying, sewing, packing and dealing with your attitude....They deserve to be compensated.
9. PROMOTE! PROMOTE! PROMOTE: Along with the establishment and show director or host, It is YOUR responsibility to advertise, share flyers & PROMOTE the shows you're performing in. The show directors need your help. And, I'd hope you'd WANT your fans and friends to be there to support you.